DAILY NEWS – JANUARY 28th, 2010

DAILY NEWS – JANUARY 28th, 2010

DATELINE: WASHINGTON – Last night was the ‘first’ Obama State of the Union address... because last year’s doesn’t fucking count I guess? Lots of bipartisan blah blah blah about ‘the other guy’. Okay, to be honest, it was just a lot of blah blah blah and the whole thing would have been a fucking waste of time had it not been for Nancy Pelosi. I laughed my fucking ass off at her. Holy Crap! She was up and down like there was a fucking cattle prod in her chair. Too bad I couldn’t have been the one pressing the button to get her to stand at the right time. That would have been too fucking great.

DATELINE: SAN FRANCISCO – iPad? Are you shitting me? iPad. A million fucking dollars worth of suits around a table, obviously not one of them female, and they come up with iPad? They are going to revolutionize the writing world with iPad? Come on! I know a lot of writers. They are sick bastardo’s for the most part... and now they will be spending their time on that big bulky step back to the dinosaurs, looking on the keyboard for a fucking ‘happy period’. Women of the world unite. Let’s go back into that boardroom with those million dollar suits and shove their fucking iPad’s where it will take an iDoctor with a long iDigit to get it out. The least they could have done was made it small enough so it would fit in a fucking purse.

DATELINE: DETROIT – Ford Motors announces its first profits since 2005. I am not a rocket scientists, but seriously, after the bailouts, Chev stepping in shit everytime it moves and now Toyota and their little gas pedal problem they don’t know how to fix, how the fuck could Ford miss?

DATELINE: FRANCE – Sarkozy made one hell of a rip-roaring speech to kick off whatever the fuck conference they are having there, that really amounts to a bunch of politicians on a fucking holiday at our expense. He slammed capitalism, he slammed banks and big bonuses and blamed the world’s economic problems on everyone but the fucking politicians and their greed. He may have hit on a few valid fucking points but then... he suggested the world focus on getting back to true democracy. Democracy? This from the guy who wants to forbid burka’s? Mon Dieu! Vive le stupidity!!