JANUARY 25th, 2010

JANUARY 25th, 2010

DATELINE: HAITI – People are still being rescued. God bless them all. Those people have been through enough lifetimes of hell.

DATELINE: HOLLYWOOD – I never really expected to be in the running for a fucking Golden Globe award, although the girls are in pretty damn fine shape considering my age and the wear and all that crap. However, getting snubbed for a SAG award? Nope, something is fucking wrong. I had that one in the bag.

Is there any other fucking industry that takes the first three months of the year to do nothing but pat themselves on the fucking back? Golden Globes, SAG’s, Oscars, Emmys, People’s Choice... People, grow the hell up. You are PLAY ACTING, not saving peoples’s or working to save starving children. Some fucking statistics of the day to think over – in Haiti there are now over 150,000 people dead and 700,000 homeless, 326 people are dead as a result of new religious violence in Nigeria, 90 people were killed in a plane crash in Beirut, rockets injured 8 in an attack on the Kandahar air field, 31 people are dead after 3 bombings in Baghdad, 117 Russians are in the hospital after drinking holy water (okay... that one I HAD to fucking throw in there because the irony totally kills me). So, by all means, pat yourselves on the fucking back. You are the beautiful people, you got the money to make sure we know it, and you are NEVER going to let us forget it. The stupidity of the fucking money and glory attached to god damned actors is outdone only by professional athletes.

DATELINE: IRAQ – Saddam’s Cousin, Chemical Ali, was executed for his crimes. I hope the last fucking words he heard were ‘Take a deep breath and smile, asshole.”

DATELINE: OTTAWA – Politicians from the two opposition parties returned to work. Of course, the doors are locked tight while the Prime Minister continues to do his Stalin interpretation, claiming of course that he is helping us by NOT allowing anyone to say anything negative about how he is running the country – those negative comments (sort of the fucking point in a democracy) might make us not look good and we are just too fucking stupid to realize this. Viva la fucking complacency.

DATELINE: SCOTLAND – T’is Robbie Burns Day! YAHOO!!!! This is the day all handsome and hopefully very ‘gifted’ men pull on a skirt and play with their pipes! Ya gotta love a day like this. Robbie Burns who penned poetry to a rose, a mouse, a louse and a stuffed fucking sheep’s gut. The guy needed a fucking love life!