DAILY NEWS – March 26th, 2010

DAILY NEWS – March 26th, 2010

DATELINE: WASHINGTON – Amid a flurry of threats and foul language directed at politicians who voted for the new Health Care bill, enter Sarah Palin. Totally blowing her ‘Mom’ image to absolute holy crap, she tweeted for those annoyed with the decision to check out her website, which offers a map with democratic strongholds marked with the cross-hairs of a gun. I am so fucking glad that someone who wanted to lead the champion of democratic and tolerant countries is showing her true fucking colors, that redneck acid vomit eating away at her phony façade. I can just imagine how she would handle with any other country she might be asked to deal with… other than Russia of course; she knows them… she can see them from her fucking window. Thank you, Sarah Palin, for adding to the fucking hatred, intolerance and quest for violence that this world so desperately needs.

DATELINE: CALGARY – Speaking of totally fucking crazy vitriolic witches, Ann Coulter has promised she is determined to ‘help save good Canadians’ from ‘crazy liberals’. "I'm more determined than ever to turn pretty much from Calgary through the west into the 51st state now. We got to save the good Canadians." You want to save us? Get the hell out of our country and finish fucking up your own first. Take your hate-filled bullshit babble and your incredibly not-funny-at-all attempts at humor, and go spend your time with Sarah Palin. In fact, why don’t the two of you fucking bimbos scoop up Glen Beck, find yourselves an island and knock yourself out enjoying your perfect world with the only three perfect people on it, cause god knows none of the rest of us are even good enough to share your air. Either way, shut up and get out… and yes, this is MY example of free speech. Bite me.

DATELINE: VENUZUELA – Ohhhh, I have a brilliant idea! Ann Coulter needs a one-way ticket to Caracas, where she can spend her days learning the true meaning of censorship and freedom of speech. The president of the last privately-owned television news station to be critical of Hugo Chavez has been arrested. Now, if the person speaking was spouting the same crap that Coulter likes, it would be understandable, but Chavez simply won’t let anyone say anything that he doesn’t previously approve. So much for democracy.

DATELINE: NEVADA – Searchlight, the home of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, is the starting point for the next gathering of the Tea Party, again with Sarah Palin at the helm. While I admire a group of people exercising their right to state their case, their choice of speaker again destroys their credibility and turns them into nothing more than a rude mob. Why is it so hard for people to understand? Yes, we desperately need political change. Yes, there is a right way to go about it and all this other crap, the targets, the name calling, the hatred spewing from the lips of rabid women, is NOT the way to do it, because that is nothing more than partisan sour grapes. The Tea Party had an opportunity to make a difference. Now they will be nothing more than another hindrance to the process, muddying already septic water.

DATELINE: AUSTRALIA – In a remarkable paleontological discovery, an ancestor of the Tyrannosaurus Rex has been unearthed. This is significant, because it is the first time any remains of a Tyrannosaur have been discovered south of the equator. It also shows that the Tyrannosauroids were around in the early Cretaceous. The new fossil is much smaller than the T Rex’s we know from movies, but they had more teeth and the same body structure. The preceding announcement was brought to you by someone other than me because it was totally inoffensive and bordered on educational. I apologize for this, but there are times when you just have to post something to keep the grubs happy.

DATELINE: ROME – while protesters were arrested for assembling outside of the Vatican, spokesmen for the Pope still insisted that Benedict had no involvement in anything having to do with the sexual assault scandals plaguing the church right now. This, despite the fact that documents have now surfaced that clearly indicate he was aware and was more concerned with preventing a scandal for the church than he was about providing justice for the victims. A priest who sexually assaulted children IN THE CONFESSIONAL for God’s sake… during what is supposed to be considered a Sacrament of the Church, a holy cleansing, and these children, many of them disabled, had to endure indescribable hell at the hands of a man of the cloth, and this priest appealed to Cardinal Ratzinger to stop any investigation into what he had done to allow him ‘to die with priestly dignity’. It is to be hoped there is a special hell for these men and those who enabled and condoned what they did, and something tells me it will look like a fucking Vatican homecoming party.
This morning, it is reported that documentation has also come to light it Germany indicating Cardinal Ratzinger did attend a meeting regarding the relocation of Father Hullerman to Bavaria. The documentation is clear, without actually stating that the priest was sexually assaulting the boys in his care, that Hullerman needed to not have access to young boys, that he needed treatment and counseling, going so far as to state that the priest’s talents could be put to use in ‘a girl’s school’, however the movement of him to the new diocese resulted in him heading right back into dealing with, and sexually assaulting even more children until the police were informed and arrested the man six years later. Yes, the church knowingly allowed this man to continue to destroy lives for an additional six years. Apparently, because there is no commandment that states Thou Shalt Not Sexually Assault Children, it is an issue that does not need to be addressed. Excuse me while I go find the fucking commandment that says it is fine to oppress women and condemn gay people.