DAILY NEWS – February 4th, 2010

DAILY NEWS – February 4th, 2010

DATELINE: VANCOUVER – As the torch relay approaches the Olympic Stadium, it has been revealed that VANOC, those fucking brain surgeons who are apparently above all laws and moral standing, have been using a film to ‘inspire’ all carriers of the torch for the last several months. This film is shown as the carriers are transported by bus to where they will begin. It is a short film, only four minutes long, but almost 20% of that film is taken from clips put together by a Nazi propagandist from the Berlin Olympic games. The ‘incriminating’ items... little things like soldiers standing in Nazi salutes and swastikas... have been blacked out. Whoop-de-fucking-do. Out of all the years and millions of miles of film footage available, they pick THAT to ‘inspire’ our torch carriers? To say that this is a fucking abomination is an understatement. To say that the total lack of interest or concern about the undeniable impropriety of this is totally fucking embarrassing. We should be fucking ashamed that NO ONE is addressing this issue. For VANOC to say that they will now replace the footage is pointless. It has been out there for months, shown to hundreds of people... TO INSPIRE THEM... and with seven days left in the relay, far to fucking little -- way to fucking late is about the only thing that can be said now. Finding inspiration in Nazi propaganda... VANOC has now sunk to a totally fucking immeasurable low.

DATELINE: CHICAGO – Speaking of new lows... Mel Gibson did his first live interview in four years for a Chicago tv station in an effort to promote his new film. When the obvious, inevitable and necessary question came up about his DUI broo-haa-haa, he arrogantly, and with absolutely not one fucking shred of anything BUT contempt, said he had ‘done all the necessary Mea Culpa’s’ and it was time for people to move on, while draining a drink and glaring at the interviewer. The TV journalist complied, finished his interview and thanked Gibson, to which Gibson replied with the required nicety, followed with an “Asshole”. He later stated the comment was directed to someone in the room with him and NOT the interviewer. What a fucking asshat! Like ANYONE believes that load of crap. Mel, I think your time is up because anyone who might have been interested in giving you even a modicum of the benefit of the doubt now knows better.

DATELINE: WASHINGTON – Because it just wouldn’t be a new day without a new fucking Toyota story... The US Safety regulators have opened up an investigation into the braking system of the 2010 Toyota Prius because of the increase in accidents for those vehicles. Toyota has acknowledged there is a problem in the brakes. DUH! So why the hell haven’t you fixed it. The Recall for all the other Toyota’s with the faulty gas pedals has now spread to India and the UK. Apparently like its faulty brakes and sticky gas pedals, Toyota management is hurtling at breakneck fucking speeds into the abyss just as if they were behind the wheel of one of their fucking cars. Bet there is one shitload of Tylenol sitting on their boardroom tables.

DATELINE: NASHVILLE – Grassroots junkies are gearing up for the opening of the Tea Party Movement and the keynote address to be delivered by none other than Sarah ‘Nasty Fish’ Palin. While I understand the frustration with the political system and politicians in general, and the desire to see the country moving forward in a positive way, one has to wonder if the grass and roots aren’t being smoked down there to be thinking that Sarah Palin has the fucking answers. Sarah Palin?? Seriously?? Have a fucking laugh at least and invite Tina Fey to speak.

DATELINE: BRITAIN – Studies have now shown that people in a vegetative state can hear, understand and respond to verbal stimulation. While this is no real surprise to many of us because our instincts have always told us they were aware, (but find me a doctor who listens to a person’s fucking instincts) researchers say this discovery is significant because it will emphasize the need for doctors to be more compassionate and caring while dealing with these patients, because the patient knows what they are saying. Hello? It’s called fucking ‘bedside manner’, something that doctors apparently leave on the fucking golf course most days. It might be suggested to them, as a group, that yes, patients either vegetative or totally fucking conscious, should be treated with compassion and care and dignity.